The Today Show?

I'm currently watching The Today Show, and it is a hot mess. Not only is Ke$ha the worst performer of the decade, but she's obviously drunk. At one point she seemed to be redeeming her performance by going to a keyboard. She propped her mic up, and got me almost excited to see her redeem herself with some amazing piano skills. No, I was completely wrong. She spent the entire time turning a KNOB. Did this knob do anything? No. But it was probably a great texture for someone who is drunk.

As if the train wreck wasn't enough, then comes Dina Lohan for an "interview". Not only did she avoid every question, but she apparently still thinks that she's the number one mother in the world. You can be the judge on that :)