The Move From Hell - List Style

Well.. we moved on Sunday. For your enjoyment I've compiled a list explaining why this move was the work of the devil.
1. Moving during a blizzard might be the worst kind of move there is.
2. Trying to fit a couch/dresser/any furniture through stairways that are too narrow result in dents/scrapes/holes in the walls.
3. Having a truck that is too small to fit all of your boxes results in half-assed unpacking.
4. Leaving your shelves for bookcases and desks h the boxes that didn't fit results in more half-assed unpacking since you have nowhere to put things.
5. Being completely unaware if the power-cord for your TV made it to the new apartment or not results in an awkward meeting with the Fios people when they come tomorrow.
6. Not bringing any of your kitchen boxes during the first trip results in eating out of tupperware.
7. Not bringing any food right before a blizzard results into a trip to the grocery store where random food purchases are made. (ie: tater tots, fish sticks, wheat thins, and pickles)
8. Moving through snow = dirty floors and carpeting.
9. Not having all boxes = all cleaning supplies are at the old apartment, so floors will stay dirty.
10. Discovering that your downstairs neighbors smoke in their apartment results in extra money spent on plug-in air fresheners.
11. Having a box spring that won't fit into your apartment = an awkward encounter with neighbors as the box spring flies around in tornado-style winds.